Furry Transformation Learning Center
Ever worked at a learning center? Like the summer after high school? If your grades aren't good enough for college. And you're not strong enough for the army.
You learn very basic stuff at a learning center. Stuff like first aid. How to operate a cash register. And how to do a rich guy's taxes.
Maybe there is a learning center? The dead mall. It has a blatant and explicit talking animal theme.
You have to deliberately avoid what's going on here.
The learning center is teaching you how to be a furry. You start growing fur. A tail. More interesting genitalia. And you have the sex drive of an Internet porn star.
If you're really lucky you get to keep your name. Instead of getting a new one.
The exact moment you signed your first piece of paperwork. The Universe viewed you as one more furry.
You learn very basic stuff at a learning center. Stuff like first aid. How to operate a cash register. And how to do a rich guy's taxes.
Maybe there is a learning center? The dead mall. It has a blatant and explicit talking animal theme.
You have to deliberately avoid what's going on here.
The learning center is teaching you how to be a furry. You start growing fur. A tail. More interesting genitalia. And you have the sex drive of an Internet porn star.
If you're really lucky you get to keep your name. Instead of getting a new one.
The exact moment you signed your first piece of paperwork. The Universe viewed you as one more furry.